Does anyone recommend ';Hair Club for Men';?

Don't jack around with them, if you want something really nice, get yourself a rug. I know they have such a negative connotation to some people but they have come a long way over the last few years and they are able to make a 70% match to the color of your remaining hair. Also they don't blackmail you by threatening to tell your friends you are a client if you don't pay the ';hidden fees';.Does anyone recommend ';Hair Club for Men';?
Don't go there. Don't consider it. Don't do it. It will be a humiliating experience and all you will get in the end is a toupee glued to your head and a bunch of snickers behind your back. Even the hair-stylists will laugh at you on your way out. If you are VERY lucky you might get something that looks half-way realistic for a week, but then it will be noticeable again. Any woman you fool with it will be upset or mysteriously dissapear when she finds out. Oh and you will loose a lot of money - give it to cancer research instead.Does anyone recommend ';Hair Club for Men';?
Grow bushy eyebrows and come em back over your head, nobody will notice.